Friday, January 8, 2010

Top Ten Reasons to Visit the Monster House

10. Because what happens in the breakfast nook stays in the breakfast nook.

09. Eli's million dollar smile.

08. A 56.2% chance you'll run into Layne.

07. Spontaneous vinyl dance parties in Christian's bedroom because we're all dancer.

06. Hollis Crapo.

05. Within walking distance of two houses chuck full of hot Mormon girls.

04. Because when Rocky starts one of his life altering rants you don't want to miss it.

03. The fact that Patrick's bedroom could be used as a spare 747 hanger.

02. If you ask nicely Mark will show you his hedgehog collection while impersonating Bill Cosby.

01. It's the Monster House.

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