Happy New Year, jerks!

With the advent of the new year, it's time for the advent of a new blog. I give you: Monster House Madness!

Now, I suppose you're wondering what this blog is all about. Well, this blog can be about anything you want...the only limit...is yourself!

I guess I should introduce the authors of this blog.

Eli, also known as Doctor Orin Scrivello, is a young lad attending dental school at the University of Washington. He enjoys pranks involving Novocaine.

Rocky, also known as Mr. Furious, is a generally disagreeable man who snarls at anybody who passes his way. In spite of this, he has a good heart.

Patrick, also known as Twinkle Toes, likes to set tile in random places when we aren't looking, including on the surface of this desk.

Christian, also known as The Count, is a very skinny man who fits in all the nooks and crannies of the house. One time he got trapped behind the refrigerator for a week, and was only able to survive because he was able to reach in and retrieve the delicious, delicious syrup I had inside.

Hollis, also known as Whippersnapper, is the baby of the house, and lives in a cupboard under the stairs. He usually does the chores that none of us want to do around the house, and gets punished when he refuses.

Raul, also known as Raul, is the mustache that has conquered Hollis's face. We stand in awe of his glory, and learn much from his teachings.

Layne, also known as The World's Tallest Leprechaun, is our roommate who doesn't live with us. He experiments with strange and unusual beards that may very well revolutionize the world.

And I, dear reader, am Mark, never known by any other name (such as Marcus or Markma). And my only purpose is to keep our readers entertained with insights into life in the Monster House that will make us laugh, make us cry, and maybe, just maybe, help us learn a little bit more about ourselves.

We will be keeping this blog up to date as long as we don't get bored with it, and hope you enjoy it. Thanks for reading.